Ni Baru Stalker

Some people thought they were being stalked just because some ugly dudes open their profile.

tapi kalau si stalker tu hensem, tak kisah pulak. maybe for them stalker only implies for those with ugly faces, perot boroi, muka macam bulan, or ketiak bau skunk. 

segak, bergaya, siap pakai kot lagi. siapa yang akan terfikir ni adalah stalker yang paling creepy n yet genius aku pernah jumpa. Joel Harman. MA students dan suka masuk tandas perempuan sebab dia ni rupanya fetish dengan suara perempuan tengah menyelesaikan 'urusan rasmi'. dia siap mengaku yang dia suka dengar bunyi perempuan sedang berhadas kecil. so ladies, next time you want to urinate, make sure to make it as quiet as possible sebab mungkin ada juga orang macam ni around your neighbourhood. how'd he enter the toilet?

owh yeah baby, Mission Impossible style. satu lagi petanda filem hollywood tak baik untuk kesihatan. dia kantoi pon sebab ada perepmpuan perasan ada 'patung' masuk ke tandas perempuan. mungkin perempuan tu sebenarnya jeles sebab kulit dia tak licin macam mask ni, but upon closer inspection, she realised that it was a mask and call the cops. at first, dia only stalk dekat University of Birmingham (i wonder if UTP have this kind of stalker) ,but sebulan sebelum dia ditangkap, dia menukar modus operandi dan bertukar ke Bullring , yang mana 276 ribu pelawat datang during the opening day and thats the place where he was caught. more victim, greater chance to stalk, but increasing the risk you dumbass.

Bullring, shopping complex yang menjadi saksi igauan ngeri ramai perempuan.

unfortunately, dia tak dimasukkan ke penjara. only three years of community service and registered as sex offenders for five years. patutnya kena ada pulau untuk asingkan orang macam ni, baru benda ni tak merebak.

so to all stalkers out there, beware. you will be caught.

=]

Daily Mail